When
you get to be as old as I am, the loss of old friends becomes an unwelcomed
inevitability that we simply have to face.
Illness and accident can cut short a promising life without rhyme or
reason leaving us aghast at the unfairness.
But not all friends are human or animal, some are mechanical.
In
the fall of 1963 my new friend 824P78741 rolled off the Pontiac assembly
line in Pontiac, Michigan, all shined up and frisky, oozing that “new car
smell”, and eager to meet the world. It
was put on a truck and hauled to Uniontown, PA as one of many new 1964 models
intended to lure buyers into the dealer showrooms with their irresistible
appeal. Sporting a huge (for the time) V-8 engine, four speed transmission,
bucket seats, and the very important but optional AM radio, 824P78741 was a
young man’s dream. In January of 1964 began
the union of man and machine that would define both for many years to come. The guttural roar of tuned exhaust pipes
coupled with clouds of black tire smoke were frequently the result of teenaged
adrenalin and testosterone in charge of lots of horsepower. Our bond would see us traveling from
the Canadian border and Midwestern US to Southern Mexico and back again.
Life
has a way of replacing adventure with the mundane and so it would come to
pass. 824P78741 gradually settled down
to become student transportation and, a few years thereafter, a daily driver
between work and home.
We
all make emotional decisions in life.
Logic and common sense would clearly dictate that it was time for
824P78741 to be hauled off to the scrap yard to be dismantled with useable
parts recycled and the carcass shredded and melted down to become a fresh new
car or some other utilitarian product.
Somehow emotions kick in and that bond between man and machine will
simply not go away. This was my old
friend with whom I had been through good and bad. My old friend who had garnered me so much
attention when shiny and new. The friend who had hauled me and my human friends
to exciting adventures. The friend that
started when I begged it to and dug in on icy turns. The same friend who
dutifully hauled me back and forth to college and then to work. The one who sat outside in the rain and snow
while I was indoors and warm. Now old,
worn, and rusted, would it really be
fair to send 824P78741 off to be butchered and annihilated? The head say yes but the heart says no. Damned useless heart anyway.
824P78741
was 42 years old when it met Murphy in Dover, Ohio. It creaked and squeaked as
it drifted down off the tilt bed truck, disgorging an unwelcomed cargo of
mice all over Murphy’s parking lot. Rusted,
reeking of mold, and non-functional, it had to be among the greatest challenges
that Murphy had ever undertaken. During
the next year and a half, the Sorcerer Murphy found, prepared, then installed
replacement parts from all over the country.
As a consequence of his magic, Murphy also guaranteed that any thoughts
I may have had of ever owning a beach front condo were a flight of my
imagination.
From
the ashes arose the fiery Phoenix, restored to its original glory and
beyond. 824P78741 was now silver with a mirror-like
shine, new chrome wheels, wide tires, refinished chrome, improved brakes, and
an engine that rumbled with renewed power.
My friend was back, but now better looking, more powerful, and vastly
improved.
The
relationship began all over again, albeit at a much more sedate level. Driving was done with extreme care and
limited to travel to and from car shows and exhibition events. Tire spinning was rare and done in a
controlled manner. Full power bursts
were limited to on ramps and only when necessary. In short, 824P78741 had become a crown jewel
and was treated accordingly.
For
years I had harbored a dream. As I had
aged, so had the high school classmates who had been as much a part of my youth
as was 824P78741. We had already lost
several, but many of those who remained were committed to attend our 50th class
reunion. My dream was to gather as many
of them as possible for a photograph with 824P78741. One of the highlights of my life was a sunny Saturday
in October of 2014 when I was able to get the majority of my classmates
together for what I call “The class of 1964”.
That event would prove to be the last public appearance for
824P78741.
In
2015, Mrs. Randall and I relocated to South Carolina, but my friend 824P78741
did not make the journey. The passing
years force a man to consider his own mortality and the consequences of his
death. As far as 824P78741 and I were
concerned, instead of two reasonably contemporary buddies enjoying life and
adventures together, I found myself as a 68 year old man with an 8 year old
pristine friend. If I were suddenly to
assume room temperature, what would become of my friend? The burden of what to do with 824P78741 would
fall upon Mrs. Randall or perhaps upon offspring of Randall, none of whom were
deserving of such punishment nor were they qualified to manage 824P78741. Life had indeed pushed me into a corner and handed
me a bucket of crap. After several
months of agonizing internal debate, the gut-wrenching but necessary choice was
made.
It
hurt me to let my friend go, but it was the right thing to do. We had 52 years together but the reality is
that 824P78741 will continue to be a beautiful piece of automotive art long
after I am dead and forgotten. So long
my old friend, may the years and the miles be kind to you.
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